About The Red Nose

So, what’s with the red nose?

“Well, I like clowns. I like the word clowns. I’ve been a clown and I’ve played a clown. I love wearing the red nose. It’s a huge responsibility and a lot of fun.”

“I also like memorable names. And calling my business Noel Handyman just didn’t feel right to me. I wanted my business to be fun. I wanted a name that let’s you know what I am like. If I can make someone laugh while fixing a sink or hanging a curtain rod, why not.”

Do you always wear the nose?

“No, not if you don’t want me to. It may or may not be worn during jobs.”

But are you any good?

“Look, don’t let the red nose fool you. I’m a real handyman. I know how to do a lot of things. What I do, I do very well. If I can’t do something, I’ll tell you right away so you can get another clown in there. But if I agree to do a job, it will be done right.

Does Red Nose refer to the stereotypical drunk?

Fact: The origins of the clown’s red nose are said to be based on  a drunks red nose.

“No, I don’t have a drinking problem. But I do like beer and wine. Mostly a good IPA or a bold red wine. Though in the summer a nice chilled Sauvingnon Blanc can be refreshing.

Do you have a guarantee?

“Yes, I guarantee I will show up when I say I will. I will do what we agree you want me to do quickly and efficiently. I will communicate any issues that may arise. I will clean up after myself and respect your property. I won’t ‘milk the clock’, as they say, or stay longer than needed. That makes me the right clown for the job!”

I meant, do you have insurance?

“Oh.  A standard 1MIL Liability policy? Yes, I do, and I can have a certificate issued in minutes.

What if I have coulrophobia ?

I’m not that kind of clown. If you don’t like clowns you will never see the nose.

Do you do children’s birthday parties?

No. No. No.

Are you licensed contractor?

“No, my line of work does not fall under the requirements of the state code of Georgia.”